Guilty as Charged. Can you relate?

 (c) Jessica Hagy

All teachers make mistakes. The trick is to forgive yourself and use them as opportunities to grow. We teacher-coaches have made many, many mistakes over the years. Together, it didn't take us long to compile these 26 common gaffes but, to be honest, it took us quite a while to really learn these lessons. Can you relate?

1. Not taking care of myself: coming to work tired, sick, or hungry only made me more tired, more sick, and more hungry.
2. Poor Aim: not ensuring students know the learning target.
3. I’ll do it later: not getting my materials ready ahead of time usually turned into a classroom management nightmare.
4. Keep a Copy: By not keeping the plan, next year becomes a teaching guessing game including that awesome lesson with that neat video clip.
5. Rush-Rush-Rush: not recognizing the importance of wait-time, think-time, time to reflect, time to process.
6. Tossing it over my Shoulder: using a new strategy only ONCE because it didn’t work perfectly the first time.
7. Kids These Days: after a lesson went poorly, I often blamed the kids as opposed to applying a different instructional strategy. 
8. Stern-face: forgetting to smile and greet kids (even when it starts to feel creepy) because this truly models respect.
9. It’s Easy or You're so Smart: saying these words does not make something easy, nor does it help a struggling student suddenly figure it out.
10. Who's Working Here? working harder than the students.
11. Chin Up!: focusing more on my insecurities than on modeling confidence.
12. They’ll Figure it Out: putting questions on a test that don’t have answers or are worded so poorly even I didn’t know what they meant.
13. Why do we need to learn this stuff? Forgetting to make learning relevant to students' lives.
14. But they’re Quiet: thinking students were engaged just because they were sitting nicely looking forward.
15. The Quick Kick-Out: not giving students a chance to explain the situation before jumping to conclusions and kicking them out of the class.  
16. Shutting my Door: avoiding collaboration because...what if someone finds out I feel like a fraud sometimes? 
17. Not Being Myself: even if my colleagues give advice, keep my philosophy in mind when making decisions.
18. Squirrel: getting easily distracted from the lesson through my own doing or through barely disguised student manipulation.  
19. Jumping on the Negative Pity-Party Bandwagon to Nowhere: self-explanatory.
20. Seeing ALL the Kids in the Pool: not preparing for the kids who need a lifeguard because they don't get it.
21. They're almost Adults: assuming that somehow a 16 year old would not have the mentality of a 16 year old. 
22. The Kids Don't Like Me: Trying to be every student's friend instead of being a role model/leader.
23. Lesson Plan B: not being prepared when the lesson ends too early or when the technology craters. 
24. The Anything & Everything Volunteer: the school will be okay if I'm not on every committee they offer but instead focus on one that I'm passionate about.
25. I TOLD THEM: not understanding the difference between students who were taught and students who learned. 
26. Get-em-out-the-Door: slow down, take a breath, pause, pay attention. 

David, Spencer, Valerie, Fran & Anna